Directed by: Roland Emmerich
Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Oliver Platt, Thandie Newton, Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover
So is 2012 the disaster movie to rule them all? Well, not quite, though Roland Emmerich certainly tries his damndest, in the process delivering some of the biggest, most spectacularly over-the-top destruction sequences ever committed to film. 2012 is big, loud and stupid – but also very good-looking and very entertaining.
A brief prologue establishes, through the cunning use of mumbo-jumbo science talk, that increased particle emissions from the sun are causing temperatures to rise deep within our planet, which in turn is threatening to destabilize the Earth’s crust. Geologist Dr. Adrian Helmsley (Chiwetel Ejiofor) brings this information to the attention of the president (Danny Glover) via his Chief of Staff, Carl Anheuser (Oliver Platt).
Skipping ahead to the year 2012, we’re introduced to limo driver/science fiction author Jackson Curtis (John Cusack), a divorced father-of-two who is going camping in Yellowstone National Park with his kids. Arriving in Yellowstone, Jackson discovers that certain areas have been cordoned off by the U.S. Army because they are “unstable”. Jackson also meets conspiracy theorist Charlie Frost (Woody Harrelson), who broadcasts his own radio show from his mobile home in Yellowstone. Charlie tells Jackson that the world is coming to an end but that the authorities are keeping this information secret. He also alleges that some kind of arkships have been built to save the rich and powerful.
Jackson greets this information with skepticism, but it soon turns out that Charlie may actually have been right. As immense earthquakes rip California to shreds, Jackson manages to get his children, ex-wife Kate (Amanda Peet) and her new boyfriend Gordon (Thomas McCarthy), on board a small private plane. Stopping by Yellowstone to get a map from Charlie the Conspiracy Nut — and narrowly escaping a volcanic eruption of gargantuan proportions — Jackson and company set out to find the arkships while massive cataclysms bring about the end of civilisation as we know it.
Much of 2012 is standard disaster movie fare and it would be so very easy to criticize its faults: the less-than-credible science at the foundation of the story, the script that switches between saccharine sentimentality and lovingly crafted mayhem, the plot with its contrivances and amazing coincidences, the characters that are less persons than functions of the plot. But then again, this is a Roland Emmerich disaster movie, so what do you expect? Subtle discussions about the brittleness of human existence? Sorry, wrong film.
While the running time certainly is somewhat bloated and the movie loses some of its momentum during the final hour, 2012 mostly does what it’s supposed to do, and does it well: This is the end of the world as a thrill-ride for the whole family. Or, to quote Roger Ebert: “This is fun”. The plot may be dumb but it is efficient, and Emmerich serves up a briskly paced series of spectacular brushes with death for the main characters.
The visual effects, the sine qua non of this movie, are state of the art. The first really big disaster sequence in the film, the destruction of California, is so gloriously massive in scale, so full of nice little details and so beautifully made that it ought to rank among the classics of the genre — no matter how ludicrous the Curtis family’s escape is. The impressive Yellowstone eruption is enhanced by the gleeful overacting of Woody Harrelson, and the hellish vision of Hawaii is memorable as well.
Emmerich has put together a nice cast, though it’s a shame to have an actor like John Cusack playing a character that is so underdeveloped that he almost is relegated to supporting player. Actually, it is Chiwetel Ejiofor as Dr. Helmsley who more than anyone else manages to make an impression and add a semblance of depth to his character, with Mr. Harrelson being quite amusing as crackpot Charlie. Amanda Peet is sadly but not surprisingly relegated to cradling the kids and looking terrified.
While certainly very enjoyable as pure spectacle, what 2012 lacks in the end is any real sense of danger and suspense. Maybe putting some more effort into the character development would make us care a bit more about what happened to people? I don’t know. 2012 largely delivers, but despite its scale it still lacks the impact that would make me give it a 5/5 rating.
OK, you’ve convinced me; I’ll see it since it sounds as one of Emmerich’s entertaining movies, i.e. “The Day After Tomorrow” rather than “Godzilla” 🙂
my review is not a patch on yours
that’s a better disaster movie than 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQXtYO6I9gE
I really liked this movie not som much for the story but the effects is stunning! looking forward to see it on Blu-ray in my homecinema!
I loved this Emmerich disaster porn immensely, it has everything you could want! The effects are the thing here, where else can you see the Washington Monument falling over, a flying tube train falling into an earthquake fault and exploding(?), LA falling into the sea, Yellowstone blowing its stack, and the USS JFK aircraft carrier being slammed by a tsunami on to the White House – and Danny Glover as President! And there’s more . . . Air Force One goes surfing, the Queen on the Arks with her corgi dogs, a flying Bentley, the VAtican collapsing in style, immense setpieces, the Himalayas flooding(!!) and something I learned from one scene, don’t shop in the aisle that stocks Fruit Loops as earthquake fault cracks invariably appear here . . . anyway, I loved 2012 for many of the right reasons and a many of the wrong reasons. It was fun. Roger Ebert was right for once.
this movie still amazes me.
I love Charlie. May we all go out with as much gusto. (And don’t forget the man in Paris reading his newspaper.) I think in time this movie will be right up there with Towering Inferno.
This is one of my favorite movies and often comes out on a lazy friday night. its so unbeleivable but i think thats why its so much fun. cool effect and John Cusack is great
Its a great movie..but you can’t take it too serious, more like a tongue-in-cheek humour/disaster movie I would say. (like when the 2 old aunts drive too slow and it ends with a big..”bloing”? lol)
Again, a great review.
This is one of those films that is just special effect mumbo-jumbo, and nothing else. I would give it a 4/5 for effects and visuals, and a 1/4 for characters and story.
This movie seemed like one big ad for the Kimberly Clark company to sell Goodnights and diapers. What with all the mentions of them and tons of water!
I COLLAPSE TO MY KNEES AND BOW TO THE FLOOR TO THE GREAT GOD ROLAND FOR GIVING US 2012.THE DISASTER MOVIE THAT MAKES MY DARK DEEP SUBTERRANIAL INSIDES GO ”GRUNT”.
This is the movie that got me into disaster movies!
Although the incorrect geology and physics annoyed me, I really loved the 10.9 earthquake scene!